Saturday, August 20, 2011

Sketsa Intan and Sue - Nursing Interview


Halo and Assalamualaikom . Ary niyh aquh cerita kan tentang sketsa sketsa interview ktowng kat klas .For me it funny , but bagy korang ta tao larh kan . Just read okeyh . Mybe a little bit borink . LAYAN je~~

Masa subjek BSC 1004 (Behavioral Science II ) kelas aquh diberi tugasan pasangan buad lakonan interview between patient and nurse . So aquh berpasangan Sue buad lakonan toh and kitaorng 4th group mule kan lakonan . And Twins  aquuh pulak pasangan dengan Kak Sham and they got 1st group . Dup dap larh jugax. Ye larh aquh ta prepare pape pon and menggelabah cebab kena buad depan 40 lebeyh student nursing and kena speaking 100% ! No mix even one word . Time time niyh larh perut aquh na memulas , nervous punye pasal . Sue lagy larh , buad macam dy ta involve pulak dalam senario toh . dy niyh memang muke selamba . Sampai depan karang, menggeletar larh dy . HUHUHU . Janan mara Sue . Aquh niyh pulak perah otak na pikir dy niyh dapat desease ape . Opppsss ! Lupe pulak na bagitao character kitaorang . I will be act as a nurse and she will be act as a patient who a has chickenpox desease ( maen terjah je pilih desease niyh) . Then mula larh 1st group , 2nd group, 3th group and turn our group to present . . . . . .  4th group . Berdebar debar aquh nan sue naek pentas . Dup dap Dup dap . . Bermula larh acting kami .

Intan (Nurse) : ehem ehem . (time time niyh pulak sore ta na kuar, aiseyyhh ) Hi , are you Miss Suripah ?
Sue(Patient) :  Yes . I am Suripah . Who are you ? (haisshh , confident btol minah niy jawab )
Intan (Nurse) : I am Student Nurse Intan Nurlisa . I would like to ask you question for our record . Can we do it now ? or if you want to rest , I will come back later . ( mak aaiii , kuat bebenor pulak sore aquh niyh .ahh lantak larh . )
Sue(Patient) : Yes . of corse we can do it now .
Intan(Nurse)  : May I sit ?

Sue(Patient) : Yaa . For sure .
Intan(Nurse)  : Thank you . ( Aquh pon duduk larh depan dye )
Intan(Nurse)  : Your IC is number is 93****-04-**** ?
Sue(Patient) : Yes .
Intan(Nurse)  : Have you study up to the University or Colledge ?
Sue(Patient) : SPM . ( haissh sue niyh , laen aquh tanye laen pulak dye jawab. Aquh bukan tanye level education larrr . )
Intan(Nurse)  : Oh . Okey . Are you staying with your parents or anybody else ?
Sue(Patient) : I'm staying with my parents .
Intan(Nurse)  : Where do you live ?
Sue(Patient) : Huh ? (sue confused soalan aquh)
Intan(Nurse)  : Melaka larrhhh ( sempat lagi berbisik)
Sue(Patient) : Aaaaa . aaaaa . Melaka larhh . ( da mula daa gugup dye)
Intan(Nurse)  : Your house have any staircase ? ( actually this question for asking home condition whether she stay at single-storey house or double-storey house )
Sue(Patient) : No . 
Intan(Nurse)  : What is your reaction when your first day admitted in hospital ? Are you feel comfortable ?
Sue(Patient) : No . ( Ahh suda ! laen yang aquh harap kan jwapan , laen pulak dye jawab ) 
Intan(Nurse) : Why Miss ?
Sue(Patient) : I'm feel lonely and sad . ( Hahaha . jwapan nye sedeyh tapy experission muka dye senyum je . Ta serius btol sue niyh )
Intan(Nurse) : Do you what time of visiting hours and lunch ? 
Sue(Patient): No .
Intan(Nurse) : Okey . Our visting hours is from 11am to 2pm for afternoon and 4pm to 7pm for evening . . .
Sue(Patient) : How about lunch ? ( aisseyhh , aquh belum hbis cakap lagy koe da potong . bawak bersabar larh ckit . tao larh koe tengah nervous . HUHUH . )
Intan(Nurse) : Lunch at 1pm and if you want to go toilet, the toilet is nearer the counter . If you get any problem with your bed, position or anything , just press the bell and the nurses will come to you . It is clear for you ?
Sue(Patient) : Yes . 
Intan(Nurse) : Do you smoke or taking any alchohol ?
Sue(Patient) : No .
Intan(Nurse) : And do you take any medication ?
Sue(Patient) : No . ( Dye niyh yes no yes no , bagy larh jwapan laen pulak .....)
Intan(Nurse) : Do you take any special diet ? 
Sue(Patient) : No .
Intan(Nurse) : Okey . Usually how many meals did you have at home ?
Sue(Patient) : Three meals breakfast, lunch and dinner .
Intan(Nurse) : Then what about the meals you have in hospital ?
Sue(Patient) : VEGETABLE .....
(Belom sempat dye habis kan ayat . "HAHAHAHA" Aquh dengar kawan kawan aquh terkekek kekek gelak kat belakang )
Intan(Nurse) : Bukan ! bukan ! ( berbisik )

Sue(Patient) : Habis toh ape koe tanye tady ? ( Bleyh pulak berbalas balas bisik . HUHUH . Rupa rupa nye dye ta paham soalan yang aquh tanye tady )
Intan(Nurse) : Alarh meals yang koe sebot tady larh . ( bisik balek )
Sue(Patient) : Aaaa . aaaaa. Breakfast , lunch and dinner larh . 
Intan(Nurse) : Okeyh . Have you got any problem with passes urine (kencing) and passess motion (buang air besar) ? (tersengih sengih teringat silap sue tady .
Sue(Patient) : No .
Intan(Nurse) : And do you got any problem with sleep and rest ?
Sue(Patient) : No .
Intan(Nurse) : How many pillow that you need ?
Sue(Patient) : Huh ? Two larh . ( Aquh pegy tanye soalan bangang pulak , mesty larh setiap katil dua bantal )
Intan(Nurse) : How many time you take shower per day ?
Sue(Patient) : Two times.
Intan(Nurse) : What time you take shower ?
Sue(Patient) : 9 am and 4 pm .
Intan(Nurse) : And how many times you wash your hair for a week ? 
Sue(Patient) : Two times a week .
Intan(Nurse) : Okeyh . That's all I need for now Miss .I I need something else in the future, I'll come to you . Anyting that's not clear to you ?
Sue(Patient) : No nurse .
Intan(Nurse) : Okey then . Thank you for your cooperation .

Akhirnyeee !! Lega hati ktaorang dapat jugax habis kan acting niyh . Pas toh Lecturer aquh mintak coment daripada budax budax kelas aquh . Then ade larh cakap kitaorang have GOOD VOICE . Lecturer pon ADMIT pe budax toh cakap . Kitaorang punya sore jelas and kuat .  Bangga betol aquh dengan sue . HUHUHU . But wait ! Ade lagy kritik daripada lecturer ktowng . Haisshh . Rupa rupa nye kitaorang tersilap pilih desease . Tak prepare punye pasal , desease pon maen hentam pilih tanpa information pape . Lect cakap sepatot nye biler patient ada chickenpox , kite tak buleyh dekat patient tersebut . Tapy masa acting tady aquh ta buad pon cam toh . Makin dekat ade larh . HEHEH . Aquh lupe plak pasal satement klo dekat dengan orang yang ade chikenpox , bleyh berjangkit . And  lect cakap , as a nurse aquh kena terang kan makanan ape yang dy ta buleyh makan yang buleyh buad kgatalan and macam mcam larh . Tapy ta pe , lect cakap this is first presentatin for everyone , so masing masing ada silap .

Kalao korang na tao , dialog yang kitaorang cakap niyh serba sedikit Amira tolong . Thanx Amira . To Sue , koe janan ah ada amik hati ke or terasa hati ke apa aquh tulis niyh . This is for joke only okeyh . Aquh tulis niyh pon sebab aquh na ingat moment niyh after we graduates and sampai bler bler larh.

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